Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
*sighs for 3 years straight*
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
people used to have to paint their own selfies
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.